I walk a lot!  My knee has failed me and requires some medical intervention.  While I wait on the surgical waitlist (which apparently is longer then the list to visit the President) I have been given exercises to do to strength it and told walking is a good idea.

While I walk around I typically have an ongoing monologue inside my head. Things I see and people I pass often fuel the thoughts, which if they were posted telepathically to the blog would be frickin’ HI~larious but alas I forget the majority of them by the time I get home.

Some of my most amazeballs thoughts (that I remember) go something like this:

~Always wear a ball cap.  Not only does the brim save you from walking into those invisible spiderwebs but it also deflects any flying critters from entering your mouth while you’re panting your way up a hill.
~Not everybody is going to acknowledge you when you walk by and that’s Okay! (But seriously, like, helloooooooo…..how could you not at least crack a smile?)
~There is no need to talk to everyone walking their dog when you walk yours.  Sometimes it’s just awkward, so smile and move on.
~Never EVER take a laxitive the night before you decide to do a super long walk.  I’m thinking no elaboration is needed on this point.
~Always, ALWAYS take some form of camera.  The things and moments you will miss are huge…. I love having little reminders of places I’ve been.
~Finally never, ever forget your tunes AND ensure that your headphones are up to snuff before you get  to you destination….nothins worse then having to listen to nature 🙁

Happy walkin’ peeps!